No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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