Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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