Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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