I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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