just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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