its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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