Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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