OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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