So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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