Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
