What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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