but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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