We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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