That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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