All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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