So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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