I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
When did angry sex become our thing?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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