dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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