My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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