Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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