that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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