Christians are straight up FREAKS
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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