How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Come on in and take your pants off
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