I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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