I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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