What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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