I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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