I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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