So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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