What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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