who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's rum buckets o'clock
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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