We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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