Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
People in love make me want to vomit
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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