I think i sorta joined a cult last night
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
