is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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