Do vagina's smell?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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