they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
