Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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