Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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