No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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