return my video game
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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