I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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