I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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