I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
