That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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