I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
