Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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