is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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