Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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