I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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