On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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