Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
