How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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