You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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