Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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