Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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